Quando eu fui para a escola, me perguntaram o que eu queria ser quando...– John Lennon (via livinginpennylane)
Brodie: Tell me, did you ever fart in front of her?
T.S.: No, why do you ask?
Brodie: I never farted in front of Renee. Last week, I let one slip and today she dumps me.
T.S.: Renee's not the shallow type. You're not insinuating...
Brodie: She was going down on me at the time.
Brodie: What can I say, I was feeling relaxed, when I feel relaxed I squirt.
T.S.: If all she did was dump you, you got off light.
When you can't find your friends...
A última vez que tentei ser meiga falei: não tá vendo que agora eu sou meiga,...– Tati Bernardi (via eunemteamo)